No, I can't watch the new "Joe Millionaire." Guess what? We know the secret! Move on. I will be tuning into the finale tonight of "Joe Schmo." Can't miss that. And "Joe Average" debuts on NBC in a few days. It's all about the Joes! More later as events warrant. Gotta go watch "Mighty Joe Young" on Sci-Fi. Or maybe catch "Joe vs. the Volcano."