"The Family" has ended with Ant'ny winning the mil and splitting it with his nine family members. Let's see, after taxes, that's about 50G apiece. Not bad for a month's work. And if baldheaded cutie Michael doesn't end up doing some film work after this, then the casting directors aren't paying attention. And what was with George Hamilton pretending to wipe a tear from his over-tanned cheek at the end? George, you haven't shown any acting chops since "Where the Boys Are." Don't start trying now.

Christmas should be fun in Joisey this year though.