Did you see it? The peeny on "Survivor"? It was a teeny peeny and it made only a brief appearance -- as Kramer might say, "Maybe it needed some air" -- but it was there. My friend Ed tipped me off (pardon the pun) and told me to slo-mo the reward challenge segment from the Sept. 25 episode. When Morgan tribesman Ryan (not the skinny one, the other one) made his dash into the surf for the treasure chest, that wasn't a snorkel tube that popped out of his shorts. Yes, this time the Morgan tribe had an extra member. While not exactly equal time for last season's frequent female nekkidity by those skinny wenches who stripped off anytime peanut butter or chocolate was offered by Jeff "Mephistopheles" Probst, it was at least some post-"Survivor" entertainment for the frame-by-frame fans. Hey, CBS! You wagged one in prime time! Call the FCC! Get the American Family Association on the phone! Treasure hunt indeed!

One flash of a penis during the family hour could be just the tip of the iceberg, my friends. Just pray that Rupert keeps his pants on.