Catie the weeper, bye-bye. Last night's "America's Next Top Model" had the remaining model wannabes getting acting lessons from one of Tyra's pals. Only thing is, she was teaching them to cry on cue. If there's any talent these skinny wenches have, it's being able to summon buckets of tears anytime they want. Shandi was boohooing like Meryl Streep making Sophie's choice. Meanwhile, Camille keeps the attitude flying and in the big acting scene with the hunkboy from "ATWT," she froze like a iceberg. Still, even with the emoting and the protruding hipbones and scary Janice Dickinson wielding her eyebrows like lethal weapons, it's the best show to watch on Tuesday night.

"American Idol" -- feh. All eight singers this week were chopped liver.

"Real World San Diego" continues to amaze. We're watching the self-destruction of Frankie, the flame-haired vixen whose pierced lips are never far from a liquor bottle, a lit cig or some boy's mouth. And this is the girl with cystic fibrosis. By the end of the season, RW's second funeral perhaps.

And if you haven't forgotten Colin from "Real World Hawaii," you might want to check out his "coming out" announcement on colinsworld.com. He basically flings open the closet doors and details every gay sexual encounter he's had over the past 10 years, including a few that took place out of camera range during his time in the RW house. And we thought Ruthie was the only homo in that house. 'Course, that whiny Amaya probably helped Colin make his decision to switch teams. She was a scourge to womanhood.

Didn't watch "Littlest Groom." Wasn't that the subtitle of Liza and David's wedding?