Kathy Griffin: D-List? Delicious

She called him "Clay Gay-kin."

Oh, no, she di'n't! Oh, yes, she did!

Kathy Griffin's D-List, now on in multiple reruns on Bravo (is there ANY other channel for reality shows this summer?), is the Sara Lee pound cake of TV series: not too heavy, not too light, very tasty, with a hint of sweetness and able to complement (if not compliment) whatever's on it. Whether she's grubbing for a free couch or kibbitzing with her parents, Kathy is the girl we'd most like to be a bridesmaid with, the chick with whom we'd most like to run the female triathlon (brunch, shopping, mani-pedis).

Her stand-up is killer. She just dishes -- Anna Nicole, Whitney (oh, girl, why hasn't she started in on Being Bobby Brown?), the American Idol kids. It's like she's hooked up to an IV of America's celebrity Zeitgeist juice.

Now, what is my Bravo doing with my Situation: Comedy show? Jerking it around, that's what. Moving it to Friday.

CBS' morning show intro'd the 16 castaways for Survivor: Guatamala. And like everything else that pathetic excuse to flip to the Today Show does, I ignored it. If there's a Chen talking about, my remote can't click fast enough. If Miss C. weren't married to the head of the network, she'd be lucky to be hosting Dialing for Dollars on the UPN station in Boise.