Why doesn't RuPaul have a reality show?

She does have a blog. And here's an excerpt:

8 HOURS AT THE AIRPORT WAITING & WONDERING...Why is it that you can talk on your cellphone as soon as the airplane touches down, but you can't listen to your IPOD to drown out the geniuses talking into their cellphones at the top of their lungs?

Who decided that all the TV's at the airport should be showing golf?

Does the security checkpoint really deter would-be bad people or does it just give passengers a false sense of security?

Does CHER fly commercially? If so, does she have to show her drivers license?
Did WONDER WOMAN'S invisible airplane run on invisible jet fuel?

Can it really be all that bad to give a screaming toddler red wine?